Best description of Trump I’ve EVER heard! EVER!

Nate White from England wrote the following:   Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.   Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.   Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.   And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.   Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.   And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.   And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead.   There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all. He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down.   So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.   This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.   He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created? If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set. Schiff's remains the most prescient speech in recent history: "He has betrayed our national security, and he will do so again... You cannot constrain him. He is who he is. Truth matters little to him. What's right matters even less, and decency matters not at all."

Not really because your mom just swallowing you could have prevented this post.

@socialismdista1 Regards can have an. account too it appears. Isn’t it great Subi fuck doo?

@socialismdista1 I don’t speak incel. 🤷🏻‍♀️

You do realize that meme is pointing directly at you.

Another retard!! 😂😂😂

Yes, yes you are. Thanks for sharing your elementary school experience.

I saw the following comment on another site: America isn’t the way it is because they elected Donald Trump, Donald Trump was elected because of the way America is. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

“…it shits out this bloated obscenity…” Yep. This guy.⬇️

This is exactly why people have abandoned the left. You people look insane.

Yeah okay—the world fucking hates you. Pretty sure that makes you the fucking problem.

@suzamaroo My bad. Thought that was for me.

Thank you for proving MAGA maggots are illiterate and have to use emojis to communicate.

@HolySpirit77703 Well we aren’t embarrassing our selves hiding behind blue hair. Sad pitiful you had no shame no morals and walk around without a beating heart

@HolySpirit77703 Hi dumb bitch—MAGA has no heart or brain. So you’re basically a zombies destroying everything you touch. Fucking hate you to the moon and back. 🖕

I like the line” The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill fitting suit”.😀

🥱 the same damn things we’ve heard for 10 yrs? So boring You repeat yourselves and pat each other on the back like cultists proud of a new member who memorized a hate-trump-prayer You’re like zombies

@LePapillonBlu2

This should be the worlds eulogy to him.

Wow, that’s a perfect description of tRump‼️🤢🤮

Here’s the text.

Yo mama liked it last night !

Yo mama should have swallowed you! But here you are—making me read your stupid post.

But she didn’t so here I am , to light up your world !

No that’s unfortunate for everyone.

It shouldn’t be if everyone here has a couple of brain cells to rub together to have an intelligent conversation that may result in someone actually coming to a conclusion that may be obvious

@suzamaroo How many brain cells does it take and what conclusion are you looking for starting off by saying “ yo mama liked it last night”? Asking for a friend ……

@suzamaroo Not many just more !

Right.

There is a guy in my town who owns a cool bar. He posts about Trump calling him the G.O.A.T.. I see Trump as a cheat and a bigot and all of the above. The guy in my town sees Trump as great posts incessantly. I see the guy's business going out of business - I'll never go again.

Can you imagine after watching the slimy cunts that are today's Democrats refuse to stand up for fucking American last night, and then actually posting something like the wow.

@brooklynnygirl

"...Here are a few terms that President Trump never uttered last night: Equality Rights. The rule of law. The Constitution. Republic Democracy Immigrants Opportunity Justice..."

TDS syndrome If he’s all what you say, he is in your shitty poem Then how come he kicked your ass three times. Oh, let me guess everyone’s stupid who voted for him you’re the enlightened ones Yeah, right So he remains living, rent free in your minds and you fall for every trap

Wow🎯💯Perfectly stated description of not only Trump but of our decrepit culture! What have we become?

Along with the rest of his administration.

Is that the best u can do? Rehashing the insults, hatred and bullshit? Pathetic demonic libtards.

80,000,000 patriots love Trump. 6,000 morons love your post. Cry harder !

@smrt0609 Brilliantly written. But not good enough for the powers that be to get rid of him before he completely destroys the country. Last night the GOP continually stood up and clapped for a pack of lies.

This is word perfect. ✅ Hey America, tell your fake president to come back when his face is the same colour as his scrawny neck.

“Whoever wrote that about you is spot on accurate”

Just brilliant! And Australia does not want thos vile man to build a Trump Tower in our country. Sign the petition at

& WHOever wrote it!… Should get "The Pulitzer!" 🏆 & What the HELL🔥…… Just to PiSS 💥Trump off! Give 'em "The Nobel Peace Prize!"🪙. •✓✓

Tell us again how much you hate America… But muh democracy…!