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Best line ever โ€œdoes your dad know you do this?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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HoneyX ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Tilted Shane Gillis

Undees ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œโ€ฆyou thought I was happy to see you but I thought you we deadโ€ฆ.โ€ Absolutely lost my shit outside and all of the neighbors are mad at me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Hoss Hendrix ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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The nudes lady took me out ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

SirJimmii ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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You can scoop them out of my hands, ya big elephant

Gray Wolf Racing ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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"How far can we go on one engine?" "All the way to the crash site - which is lucky for us because that's right where we're headed! I bet we beat the paramedics by 30 minutes! "

remi ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œSheโ€™s puttin on Netflix in one hourโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mike ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Does your dad know you do this shit? Fucking killed me

Edger Paloma ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Calling during a crashing plane really???? The Gs would be too strong and there's no signal up there ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

CHAWKIN ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This is legendary shit! His dad doesnโ€™t no heโ€™s gay I bet!!

Kevin Y ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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That one lady said she posted nudes on her Instagram and tagged dollar kids๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

idkBro ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œWeโ€™re gonna make it ๐Ÿ˜€โœŒ๐Ÿพโ€

P ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œGet ready. You better start stretching. Imma fuckin wear you out, dumbassโ€ Best line in this whole thing

Paleoconus Pius XIII ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I donโ€™t find any of his shit funny. I guess Iโ€™ve seen too much of the classics to really find much funny these days.

twรฏรฏศ›ter unshadowban me ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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The background characters tryna hold it in is so funny

Thumbtacks ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Sheโ€™s gonna fuck someone else THIS YEAR

Wurt ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œCrash this fucking planeโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Smiling at Everything ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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So can you or you can't make 5g calls while above the clouds?

Eldridge Recasner ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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LMAO๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œWhat are you going to tell the Captain? We gotta guy reclining back there? He might turn around and emergency land this thing because I am reclining?โ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ HILARIOUS๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

Peter Parker ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@grok what would the captain do? Emergency land be plane because the guy took a nap?

Unpaid Astronaut ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@grok what movie or clip is this from?

Kevin Cagle ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Great scene, what is this from?

Mr Bultitude ๐Ÿงธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Ian Fidence saying "I love you too" on the phone is superb because that could never happen

Justin ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œWho said that??? Marco!โ€ That part always kills me man ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sdb264 ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Subtle truths spoken โ€œyou know that hot women used to have your job?โ€

Argument of Duality ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Somebody please, what is this movie or show called? ๐Ÿคฃ

Mr 8Hunnid ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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They actually want your seat ๐Ÿ’บ straight up so youโ€™ll break your neck from hitting the top of the plane โœˆ๏ธ if you hit really bad turbulence. Itโ€™s better to pay out for a life insurance thatโ€™ll to take care of a injured person

Mark Bowen ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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They're not built to BE flown with one engine but built to ALLOW them to be flown with only one engine.

DTownBully ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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this might very well be the best skit ever madeโ€ฆ โ€œwho said that? Marco!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

J. Jamtastic ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Shane Gillis is quite the hack, huh. Tilted airline seats. Whoa. What a novel approach that no one else has scraped raw for comedic material four plus decades ago.

CloudArk ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Mobile network donโ€™t work in flight. They canโ€™t callโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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