beyond parody

This grifting family is like a mashup of the QVC channel and a flea market!

He posed. Can you believe someone who was just shot standing and posing, and wouldn't leave until he got his shoe. trump is NOT a brave person, he's a draft dodger after all. This is pathetic and sick.

Release the ER report! Let the world see how horrific the scrape was and what size band-aid was put on.

The Dem ads write themselves: "Trump is as phony as a _______ dollar bill!" 😂

This is why the whole thing is hard to take seriously. I’m not saying it definitely wasn’t real… but it sure as hell did not LOOK real… and it’s so tacky, the ear maxi pad, the “I took a bullet for democracy,” the grift etc etc

How is this even legal?

And if you tried to present said $2 bills for payment, you would literally be laughed at and thrown out of any real business establishment immediately.

I need money please buy my 2 dollars for 20

When you buy $2 at the low price of $19.95 you are a stable genius.

defacing US currency is illegal under the U.S. Criminal Code. Section 333 of the code states that anyone who defaces, cuts, or mutilates a bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by a national banking association, Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System with the intent to make it unfit for reissue can be fined or imprisoned for up to six months.