Big announcement. So excited to be launching this…

What a pain in the arse he is. You’d think he had conquered the world the way he talks. The most unlikable, self righteous person out there

rather my child was illiterate than be exposed to this high performance bullshit.

Vague hype without a detail is hard to get behind. What exactly are you launching, and when does the actual info drop?

Would love to correct a few things!

Need a high performance sports bra Jake

Load of vague waffle with zero substance, the Jake Humphrey way

No one gives a fuck

Teachers are there to teach. Most teachers I talk to say the biggest problem is the parents. Can you sort them out please?

You identified the problem but then just waffled without providing substance. Disappointing, try again.

I like every bit of this except it being called high performance - I don't want to listen because it sounds limiting.

so you're telling teachers who get paid a very poor wage to be high performing lol.

Simple solution to problems. Abolish GCSEs and A levels and just have a university entrance exam for entry to a degree

A walking quote book 😂

‘Teachers are superstars’ That’s a bit rich that, they simply aren’t.

Omg it’s another pod you’re promoting. You really are the James cordon of the recorded spoken word fella.

Stop getting Bond, I mean education, wrong!

Schools don’t need extra money, Jake Humphrey does. Here is yet another shit podcast to be lapped up by twats.

Perhaps they could teach you how to refund people and not scam them?

Lasted 20 seconds. You are painful

Oh god absolute dog shit as usual, I don't know how you do it