big things happening in the indie poo scene

'neeks and goths get cast asunder and sexy girls tiktokking their bunda' is reslly remarkable work

Now then Mardy Bunda

Shartic Monkeys

Can I just shock you: like obviously it's shit but for a bunch of presumably 16/17yos there's potential here. I like it

its a better impression of early arctic monkeys than the reytons and theyve made a career out of it tbf!

@volvicstorm98 Not it's not Tom, no it's not

@volvicstorm98 the reytons are actually the worst band ive ever heard

@oasis1711 @volvicstorm98 I’d invite you to consider @Reverend_Makers but nobody needs that godawful dogshit in their ears.

@oasis1711 @volvicstorm98 @Reverend_Makers i'll gladly die on the hill that reverend and the makers debut is a decent, even good, album. a few songs scattered throughout their discography beyond that which i wouldnt skip if they cane on too.

"4 pairs of tracked so I don't get pantsed" is great

Are we sure 'needs and goths cast asunfer and sexy girls tiktokking their bunda' isnt a lifted lyric from Bob Dylan or something? Unbelievable lyricism on show there

I can't bring myself to criticise kids with guitars. We need more of it - then we might get some decent new bands rise to the top.

Besides the point but the boats disappearing and appearing when they cut it is so funny

generational stuff in the uk rap poo scene too

Lyrics are unspeakable but this is like. competently assembled music and the vocals are not shite and these are obviously kids so

I just feel bad that the drummer never got a go on the podium

look im all for taking the piss out of indie poo but these are obviously kids

“Neeks and goths get cast asunder” is a bar

This is what The Reytons, The K’s and The Royston Club all sound like to me

Horrid Henry if he discovered smart whip

They look 12 lol, leave them be

Indie landfill is a thing of course. This I kind of like it for their age honestly.

Global warming monkeys

Arctic Monkeys have a lot to answer for when it comes to the new indie bands

It’s bad obviously, i think at certain points intentionally, but at least they’re making something. Far better than just being an observer who never creates anything themself

Alex Turner if knew how to doomscroll

I hate you for making me hear that

This is truly marvellous.

Look this song is shite but they are like 16 so you never know

sounds like any other Indie song ever made

Can’t believe they’re real what the hell is this

Lyrics shite but that bass tone is CRISPY

arctic monkeys did this 24 years ago.

I don't even think this is poo this is just indie

Witty lyrics and a groove tighter than the very sloppy AM? Caesar gives this VIII out of X.

yungbludification of indie rock

I knew I was going wrong only wearing two pairs of trackie bottoms to the dance!

that bassline rocks, she's in the reggae pocket

somehow worse than park drive

@mcandidate