Birthday Steak is smarter than Birthday Cake.

That diaper change is going to be life altering.

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😆… This is the best idea ever

I CONCUR

He is going to get the meat sweats.

You gotta cut it for the littles.

Funny how he went for the cap. I've seen a couple of young children immediately go for the cap, must be natural to crave that fatty portion.

Steak and breast milk for the win.

Ron swonson as such a cute baby

@AmericaShaman Man, the quality of steak you can get for what a cake cost. Nice

I still wanna get this for my birthday