Black tar Boomer brain slush

My IQ dropped 8 pts watching this. Could only get more boomer if they AI’d Robert Stacks “Unsolved Mysteries” voice.

“Keeping America and Israel safe” Some brainrot slop for boomers or anyone who associates with such.

This video could pass for a GTA ad

I'm totally confused. Should I be supporting Paxton now?

I mean, this makes Paxton even cooler.

I wish I could vote two or three times for Paxton now. Also for Tucker in '28.

>stand for nothing Absolutely no mention of America first. wild.

This is beyond pathetic.

This must go hard if you’re 75

I just realized why Trump lashed out at this so hard, and why now. I’m such a dumbass for not seeing it before. Trump’s Achilles heel is the spiritual and the religious. That’s his soft underbelly, and he KNOWS it. If he loses the religious cohort…. it’s unironically over. When Tucker and Alex Jones went religious…. THAT’S what drew the harshest criticism. Pope Leo criticizes him... Trump spergs out and posts AI slop depicting himself as Christ. He's losing the Christians, especially the Evangelical base that both he and his.... sundry allies.... depend on. The religious register got to him.

@TXFirst45 i’m crying so much rn you have to watch this entire thing 😭

I immediately thought of Trump’s pay-for-pardons, shitcoin fraud, and extortion of Gulf Arabs when “THE CROOK” came on the screen. And Trump denounced Carlson before so… But then remembered “Crook” is supposed to refer to this guy Trump’s endorsement is running against

I trust Ken Paxton and Tucker Carlson! Can't wait to vote for Ken again! @KenPaxtonTX The other two betrayed Texans. They support a foreign country that seeks our destruction. Don't Mess with Texans! Paxton for Senate ❤️ 🙏 Paxton has always been Loyal to Texans.

At least they make it clear they're israel first

Straight up something you would see in the show “the boys”. Actually insane

This goes hard af if you’re a boomer who is also mentally retarded.

wtf? I love Ken Paxton now.

Yeah. Well. Trump is a neocon now so…. The two of them should work great together.

OMFG. I can already picture this toothless, welfare-check boomer sitting on an old couch in his diaper, abandoned by his whole family, with a mild intellectual disability and freshly diagnosed Alzheimer's, just absolutely loving this video.

Statement from @araghchi This aligns with everything I’ve learned about Iranians over years. IR is fighting for Iranian SOVEREIGNTY & freedom. They haven’t accepted help from Russia & China because they don’t want ANY overlords & want to show they can defend their sovereignty:

Pure fucking slop.

texas is not real holy shit

That's an actual ad? Holy shit bizzaro 🌎.

This ad slaps with the 80+ age crowd

Who funds this garbage?

No ad could ever make John Cornyn sound great but this one makes Cornyn look even more like a brain dead boomer who doesn’t know what time it is.

Only the tiny MIGA faction still stands with Trump.

They could have at least done it in LEGO style! 😔

Cornyn needs to GO !

Lmao 🤣

😂

I had an aneurysm watching this