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Fuckin reptile is gonna ruin the product quality im sure

See a stock that setting up for big gains? Let’s help you be the first one to it.

Wow, he really took a convincingly large bite of that peasant food. Impressive

Increase prices, decrease quality, that is the PE way.

Great another restaurant I love about to be destroyed by a PE firm

When the suits come in, they always make everything better, right? Lololololol ahhhhhh lolololololol ahhhhhh lololololol!

When he said "I'll give you my cookie" - WHOO! That took me out!! I did NOT see that coming. Hilarious stuff.

Jerseys mikes wasn’t cheap, I am sure blackstone will find a way to charge more and make the subs smaller -AKA as destroy what little was good about the place for more profit

Never eating there again.

They already raised prices, took only a few months. Loved JM would eat there pretty regularly, my last few visits I’ve just been cashing in my shore points because I can’t support any longer. Local sub shop almost as good at about 70% the cost of JM.

Mikes way

Private equity is destroying the American middle class. Buying small businesses and rolling them up into financial models that only cares about the Benjamins- it’s happening to your neighborhood HVACs, restaurants, veterinarians, Mobil Home parks, housing …everything is gone

Is no one seeing that racist bobble head in the back

@k3ithmccullough Still not enough lol

RIP Jersey Mikes

Restaurant LBOs tend to be late cycle. The people most hurt are the workers who get squeezed out by cost cutting to pay the high cost debt used to finance the LBO. Even more so in a recession. Many do not have deep pockets like Blackstone to weather downturns.

@TronCarterNLU @BigRandyNLU

The place will be ruined in 18 months

Need Danny’s input

LOL

the very definition of the hillary clinton euphemism "useless eater"

No shit, he is doing his due diligence after the deal is closed 🤡

Rip

Private equity =☠️

Jersey Mikes is poison food, absolute slop for the goyim!

It's the blade runner ai talking 👄 What a bite

Jersey Mike’s went corporate. The juice they pour over the sandwich is a blend of seed oils.

Predicting Jersey mikes to file Bankruptcy in 2 years.
