Blobbins on the train.

Funny how they can cheer when he gets taken off but not one of them had the fucking bottle to tell him to fuck off. Bunch of pussy’s.

Mortgage eyes. One’s fixed, the other’s variable.

No way. I saw this fella getting arrested at Manchester Victoria at about midnight on Saturday night. He’s travelled nearly the length of the country by the sound of it

Steve’s

I always get lumbered with these sorts when I’m on trains. They gravitate towards me for some reason

Surely to fuck, this is a skit? 😂

He’s that cross eyed, when he cries the tears roll down his back.

You were all sat silent shiteing it when he was on, then the second he's thrown off you all perked up. If he'd have came back on after they realised they'd made some mistake you'd all have went silent again no doubt. 😂

Goldy looking Train

Look's like a living picasso.

I'll have a pint of what he's had

He’s wearing a deliveroo jacket as a everyday outfit this man don’t care about life 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The edit is immaculate

Lovely blew eye's

The eyes in two different post codes are different level😂

This is why abortions were invented.

If you're scared of taking summat like that on, then there's no hope for you.

Needed this

Have you got a bag

what smoke is that you crackin bud!

@Sirazza1

Is he a sniper

So he never reached his destination? Guess the ReformUK demonstration was one short that day.

We need to start calling this bad behaviour out instead of being quiet! That's condoning it, tell him to sit down, shut up and behave, if not you'll get him thrown off!

@james_0836 those random encounters 🥀

Christ it's a film set FFS 🙄

I’m sure he had a knife in his pocket

Where's his dog?

Kinell the Pogues are missing a frontman

Something out of the Hills have eye's

should of just twatted him one and knocked his fucking eyes straight