Bobby 'Carpets' Mortimer

🎵 We hate laminate! I say we hate laminate! CARPETS!🎵

@JDunnWilson we. hate. laminate I said we hate laminate (carpets)

One of the greatest TV and more importantly the greatest sporting moment in history

Must be ‘The Carpetmen’ sketch somewhere? I heard that rumour. I know, I started it.

What the hell is going on with the Viking's forearms

What a treat! Sport relief or something?

Yep Comic Relief i think

You lying get!

As an ex carpet fitter can I just say “ respect” to Bobby “ Carpets” Mortimer for keeping the industry alive! Absolute genius!!! 😀😀😀