Boss man: “Any plans for this weekend?” Me:

what does b-a-n-n-e-d mean?

Imagine how badly his hat smells

Seen this demon yesterday

Gotta bring the ship into port

Wild that this is the first time ive seen his content posted over here

oh captain my captain

Last place I’d expect to see Josh block on my twitter feed

POUUUUUURRRRRRRR ME SOMETHING TALL AND STRONG

Hats off for the captain

Clean your finger nails