Botched idioms and malapropisms. pt 1

“The short and the thick of it.” “Brink of my seat.” “The umpteenth hour.” “So far outstretched.” “Swing for the next team.” “From starch to finish.” “Sure as hecks.” What this shows is that she just doesn’t understand the meaning of words or phrases, and it doesn’t matter to her at all how they are arranged.

"Very observant, the sacred and the propane" - Candace Owens

“The umpteenth hour.” What. 😭😭😭

“Was it like a curr-in call?” 😂

"Far-outstreched" (c). 🤣 What a friggin' retard.

Jumped into the foray

"starch to finish" "cross another toin in the I told you so jar"

I love when she says one correctly and then corrects herself to use a wrong version

it's very michael scott, in the genre of "how the turntables", "I'm not superstitious I'm a little stitious"

I’m so glad you’re back 🫶

I always had faith our Xavier would return! Another 💎from starch to spinach.

She also said she never "occluded against" TPUSA in that impromptu rant about the Harpole lawsuit 😂

It’s like she is a bot with AI that makes all sorts of weird errors reading the script.

Welcome back!

Welcome back! You've been missed! I dm'd you a couple links awhile back. Check your inbox.

From starch to finish 😂

She's a huge "architexture" fan

Starch to Finnish

Finally

I'm like 98% sure this chick is just an AI 🤣

THE GOAT IS BACK!

X deleted my likes in all your other vids 🤔

You should put this through ai and make her ricky from trailer park boys

From startch to finish lol

😳

It makes one wonder if her obsession with cyborgs and people who aren't human is bc she herself isn't human?

@Tree_of_Logic Glad you’re back!! I love a good Candace-ism where she makes up her own language, completely mispronounces words and often edits well known phrases to make them her very own. 🤣🤣 “And we all know that PERCEPTION is 9/10ths of the law.” —Candace Owens

Welcome back! Missed your posts. Just a lil neckdote

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

Once an idiot, ALWAYS an idiot!

"these are the people who you need to stay away with" 0:30

Welcome back! Missed your posts!

She's still hot though.