Both seem pretty boring to me…

Pretty crowded too. Like an overrated tourist trap. Rather see the world’s largest ball of yarn.

If God's up there, I guarantee you he's wondering WTF is up with everyone's hands..."I didn't make 'em like that 😐"

Meanwhile, in the other place… 💃🏽🕺🏻💃🏽🕺🏻🎉🍻🎉🥂🎉

Can we at least wear pants?

Why are they not naked? Are they ashamed of their bodies also in Heaven?

An eternity of groveling. Gee whiz, sign me up! 🙄

God:

So heaven is a regression to being a toddler.

What about lunch? When are we going to have lunch?