"Bowling! Bowling here! Come bowl now!"

My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials, but few stayed to bowl.

NO TE LO PUEDES PERDER 🤩 El show de Kendrick Lamar es uno de los grandes atractivos de este fin de semana. 👀 Y aquí te dejamos todo lo que necesitas saber para no perdértelo. ✨ #KendrickLamar #KendrickBowl #SuperBowl

Lisa: “Mom! Tell Dad to say what really happened!” Marge: “That IS what really happened.” Lisa: “…I see…”

Did you polish your head in the Ball-o Shine-o? No Ok then.

what, are we supposed to believe this is some magic shotgun that can hold 9 shells? I really hope someone got fired for that blunder!

Wow, Homer can afford a Gus Johnson model shotgun?

I can really hear the shame in marge's voice

Homer's marketing 😁 @MMMjuliette

That music doesn't have the right to slap as hard as it does