🚨 BREAKING: Bacon Squad is now distributing Tactical Bacon Barriers to local girls in Ceuta after the ongoing wave of assaults.

They need more H-A-M-1 rockets.

lmao I love this idea

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@Cubjoe It's just logic! One day, I'll be rich with my ideas! 🤣

Is there a version of bacon diapers for the goats in Ceuta ?

lol, these bacon squad videos are hilarious

haha thanks man. I am just having fun being stupid 🤣

Not stupid imo. I think they are brilliant. They are the modern day version of the meme wars.

Are they edible undies, too?

Yes!

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Thank the Lord for bacon 🥓 panties, carry an extra pair myself. 😂

Might get that Meat Eaten more often by Non Moooslams

would... 🤣

Free beard oil on a hot day LOL

Can I get one of those in medium-crispy?

Edible and fights dryness lol

This is going to have a major positive influence in Spain when it comes to population growth.

I believe you are right! 🤣

Ha! This could be a huge seller!

I have such amazing ideas, one day I will be rich 🤣

How about Europe’s first Bacha Bazi gay bar? It would probably be very popular with these migrants who do not have girlfriends!

The problem is, Muslims aren’t scared to touch bacon, they’re not vampires scared of the sight of it, they just can’t eat it. This is just cringe. The solution is a bullet in the brain of every Muslim.

Gonna get me in trouble

A solution that fits all. 🥰

🔥💀🙏 COMMONSENSE STATEMENT🙏💀🔥

Bacon tuna surprise. 😕

I bet that would actually have a cooling effect too. Probably sting a bit when you sweat though considering all the salt.

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The only problem is that the moslim vermin only pretend to obey their retarded death cult's stupid rules when it suits them i.e. praying 5 times a day, washing, fasting, and all the other shit.

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Hahaha that would be brilliant

Haha the avatar slipping them on by slipping them through her legs was a great effect!

OH man. Hard to find the comedy in such a horrible situation but you nailed it. 😂

bwahahaha! now they just need some 'eau de baconne' cologne

That's smart wear and sure to entice the American college student hiking through Europe too

You could fill up crop dusters with a bacon greese water mixture and just spray the entire city.

be worst

Crack good Sir

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There are cheaper and easier solutions to the problem.

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Love it, what about purchasing a pair of locally made bacon knickers from a butcher's shop.

Im selling anti-rape kit for summer bacon made bikini