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BREAKING 🚨 Bill Maher: “Let’s get rtarded—let’s get started.” will-i-am: Laughs* Bill Maher: “I’m not trying to say the word r*tarded. I’m not like reveling in that we can say it again. It’s not that big of a deal. If you don’t want to hear it I’m sorry.” “It’s... show more

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Steve2 months ago

[Pre-Chorus: All, “Everybody (Yeah), everybody (Yeah) Just get into it (Yeah), get stupid (Come on) Get retarded (Come on), get retarded (Yeah) Get retarded” Idk about this excuse lmao.

Kudzu Girl2 months ago

The actual musical term is “ritardando,” which is Italian, as most all musical terms are, and its abbreviated in the musical score as “Rit.” But he’s right. Sometimes when referring to it, one uses the term “Ritard.” It means “slow down.”

Dust2 months ago

Stop being obsessed with barely legal women

Robbies Music2 months ago

In music it's "ritard", short for the Italian word "ritardando", meaning to slow down.

Emmy🧡2 months ago

Lmao he can’t say it

Olly Oceango2 months ago

That's less believable than a college scholarship for $15 million at a big band down in Jacksonville

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1,372,280 views • 10 months ago

Bill Maher: “You need to hear that other side. You need to be checked. People need to be checked. Including your little girl.” David Cross: “F*ck that b*tch. F*ck that little b*tch with her black friends and tr*ns friends and not even understanding.” Bill Maher: “Tr*ns? Wait, [your daughter] has tr*ns friends in third grade?” David Cross: “Yeah.” Bill Maher: “They know they’re tr*ns in third grade?” David Cross: “I think just turned 9 [years-old]… Just the coolest kid.” Bill Maher: “[Is the child transitioning from] girl to boy?” David Cross: “Girl to boy. And she has another very close friend who’s not in the school, but who’s boy to girl at 3 years old.” Bill Maher: “A woman said, ‘I was what they called a tomboy. If I was alive now and acted the way I did then, that’s what they would have done to me.’” David Cross: “Well, nobody’s doing this to her.” Bill Maher: “Well, I don’t know.” David Cross: “Literally nobody is doing this to her.” Bill Maher: “How old?” David Cross: “Either 8 or I think 9.” Bill Maher: “Okay, then somebody is doing something because 8 or 9-year-olds can’t do anything on their own.” David Cross: “No, they’re buying them boys' clothes.” Bill Maher: “Well then, they’re doing something.” David Cross: “Sure. Yes, you’re right. They’re buying them boys' clothes.” Bill Maher: “And telling them you’re a boy now.” David Cross: “No, no, they’re not telling them. They’re just agreeing with [the child].” Bill Maher: “Agreeing with an 8-year-old. Because when has their judgment ever been off at 8?” David Cross: “You knew you weren’t g*y, right?… It’s not different.” Bill Maher: “It is different. Good luck with President Vance. Because, as I always say to my woke friends, we voted for the same person. You’re just why [Kamala Harris] lost and this is a case of that.” David Cross: “Wait, what?” Bill Maher: “We voted for the same person. You’re just why she lost. Because America hears this, and they’re going to go, ‘Bill’s right. 8-year-olds can’t really make decisions on their own like this.’ That’s what most people are going to say.” “This is why we’re going to vote for JD Vance... That’s America in a nutshell.”

Bill Maher: “You need to hear that other side. You need to be checked. People need to be checked. Including your little girl.” David Cross: “Fck that btch. Fck that little btch with her black friends and trns friends and not even understanding.” Bill Maher: “Trns? Wait, [your daughter] has trns friends in third grade?” David Cross: “Yeah.” Bill Maher: “They know they’re trns in third grade?” David Cross: “I think just turned 9 [years-old]… Just the coolest kid.” Bill Maher: “[Is the child transitioning from] girl to boy?” David Cross: “Girl to boy. And she has another very close friend who’s not in the school, but who’s boy to girl at 3 years old.” Bill Maher: “A woman said, ‘I was what they called a tomboy. If I was alive now and acted the way I did then, that’s what they would have done to me.’” David Cross: “Well, nobody’s doing this to her.” Bill Maher: “Well, I don’t know.” David Cross: “Literally nobody is doing this to her.” Bill Maher: “How old?” David Cross: “Either 8 or I think 9.” Bill Maher: “Okay, then somebody is doing something because 8 or 9-year-olds can’t do anything on their own.” David Cross: “No, they’re buying them boys' clothes.” Bill Maher: “Well then, they’re doing something.” David Cross: “Sure. Yes, you’re right. They’re buying them boys' clothes.” Bill Maher: “And telling them you’re a boy now.” David Cross: “No, no, they’re not telling them. They’re just agreeing with [the child].” Bill Maher: “Agreeing with an 8-year-old. Because when has their judgment ever been off at 8?” David Cross: “You knew you weren’t g*y, right?… It’s not different.” Bill Maher: “It is different. Good luck with President Vance. Because, as I always say to my woke friends, we voted for the same person. You’re just why [Kamala Harris] lost and this is a case of that.” David Cross: “Wait, what?” Bill Maher: “We voted for the same person. You’re just why she lost. Because America hears this, and they’re going to go, ‘Bill’s right. 8-year-olds can’t really make decisions on their own like this.’ That’s what most people are going to say.” “This is why we’re going to vote for JD Vance... That’s America in a nutshell.”

RedWave Press

1,174,386 views • 5 months ago

BILL MAHER: “I’m supportive of the idea of going into Iran. I thought that was a good attempt. What I hope [Trump] does now is realize it didn't work … Let’s not make a bad situation worse. Let’s get out of this as cleanly as we can.”

BILL MAHER: “I’m supportive of the idea of going into Iran. I thought that was a good attempt. What I hope [Trump] does now is realize it didn't work … Let’s not make a bad situation worse. Let’s get out of this as cleanly as we can.”

Chief Nerd

76,665 views • 4 months ago

Bill Maher: “I love Clint Eastwood… I would love to meet him… and just say, ‘Thank you for the entertainment.’ … They hate him in Hollywood because he’s sort of a Republican. It’s like, oh come on, really do you have to f*cking obsess about that?” Woody Harrelson: “I live in Texas … it’s all day long I’m meeting and hanging with Republicans. You just don’t talk about [politics]. Let’s just not talk about it. I don’t want to talk about Trump. I don’t want to talk about Biden.” “As you know, I’m an anarchist… I am. I don’t believe in government—governments f*cked.”

Bill Maher: “I love Clint Eastwood… I would love to meet him… and just say, ‘Thank you for the entertainment.’ … They hate him in Hollywood because he’s sort of a Republican. It’s like, oh come on, really do you have to fcking obsess about that?” Woody Harrelson: “I live in Texas … it’s all day long I’m meeting and hanging with Republicans. You just don’t talk about [politics]. Let’s just not talk about it. I don’t want to talk about Trump. I don’t want to talk about Biden.” “As you know, I’m an anarchist… I am. I don’t believe in government—governments fcked.”

RedWave Press

2,178,140 views • 5 months ago

NEW: Kid Rock hijacks the conversation as Bill Maher freaks out about Trump serving a third term. BILL MAHER: “I tell you what makes me a little not calm. Trump keeps joking—‘joking’—about a third term. Get it? Democracy’s over.” KID ROCK: “I haven’t heard that.” BILL MAHER: “You haven’t heard that? He does it all the time. He does it all the time.” KID ROCK: “Well, he likes to joke. I know he’s funny as shit. But. I’m telling you, the guy’s hilarious. He’s so fun to hang out with.” BILL MAHER: “Yeah, I bet he is fun to hang out with. But you don’t think he’s serious about that?” KID ROCK: “No.” BILL MAHER “And if he was, would that be a break for you? Would anything make you break? If he said, ‘No, I’m going to be against our Constitution, what we’ve had for many years.’ You cannot run for a third term. If he said, ‘No, I’m staying.’ Would that break?” KID ROCK: “Under current circumstances? If things are going along the way they’ve been going along, yes. If he’s like, ‘I’m running for a third term,’ I’d be like, ‘Whoa, whoa, pump the brakes, man. Hold on a second.’” BILL MAHER: “So he could lose Kid Rock.” KID ROCK: “Be very tough. Be very, very tough. Very, very tough. I told you before, which is probably going to shock your audience: I don’t like Trump. I f*cking love Trump.” BILL MAHER: “I know you do.”

NEW: Kid Rock hijacks the conversation as Bill Maher freaks out about Trump serving a third term. BILL MAHER: “I tell you what makes me a little not calm. Trump keeps joking—‘joking’—about a third term. Get it? Democracy’s over.” KID ROCK: “I haven’t heard that.” BILL MAHER: “You haven’t heard that? He does it all the time. He does it all the time.” KID ROCK: “Well, he likes to joke. I know he’s funny as shit. But. I’m telling you, the guy’s hilarious. He’s so fun to hang out with.” BILL MAHER: “Yeah, I bet he is fun to hang out with. But you don’t think he’s serious about that?” KID ROCK: “No.” BILL MAHER “And if he was, would that be a break for you? Would anything make you break? If he said, ‘No, I’m going to be against our Constitution, what we’ve had for many years.’ You cannot run for a third term. If he said, ‘No, I’m staying.’ Would that break?” KID ROCK: “Under current circumstances? If things are going along the way they’ve been going along, yes. If he’s like, ‘I’m running for a third term,’ I’d be like, ‘Whoa, whoa, pump the brakes, man. Hold on a second.’” BILL MAHER: “So he could lose Kid Rock.” KID ROCK: “Be very tough. Be very, very tough. Very, very tough. I told you before, which is probably going to shock your audience: I don’t like Trump. I f*cking love Trump.” BILL MAHER: “I know you do.”

The Vigilant Fox 🦊

2,146,694 views • 1 year ago

Mike Rowe tells Bill Maher that his conservative friends “lost their minds” because he was talking to him…and his liberal friends “lost their minds” because he spoke to Glenn Beck — in the same week. That was the exact moment Maher interrupted Rowe with a legendary one-liner that light the place on fire: MAHER: “F*CK both of them!” [Audience erupts in laughter and applause] ROWE: “You know what?…” “It was truly the first time, though, I realized I don’t think people are listening to anything I’m saying. I think they’re looking at who I’m sitting next to.” MAHER: “Yeah, people don’t engage… I make this complaint all the time.” “I just say to people whenever they criticize me, are you engaging with the idea?” “If you are, we are good.” “If you’re just saying no, you’re old, you’re White, you’re this, you’re that, or on the other side, you’re Black….” “That’s not the idea. Engage with the idea!” ROWE: “What a concept!” [Applause]

Mike Rowe tells Bill Maher that his conservative friends “lost their minds” because he was talking to him…and his liberal friends “lost their minds” because he spoke to Glenn Beck — in the same week. That was the exact moment Maher interrupted Rowe with a legendary one-liner that light the place on fire: MAHER: “F*CK both of them!” [Audience erupts in laughter and applause] ROWE: “You know what?…” “It was truly the first time, though, I realized I don’t think people are listening to anything I’m saying. I think they’re looking at who I’m sitting next to.” MAHER: “Yeah, people don’t engage… I make this complaint all the time.” “I just say to people whenever they criticize me, are you engaging with the idea?” “If you are, we are good.” “If you’re just saying no, you’re old, you’re White, you’re this, you’re that, or on the other side, you’re Black….” “That’s not the idea. Engage with the idea!” ROWE: “What a concept!” [Applause]

Overton

290,722 views • 1 month ago

Bill Maher on California: “The progressive lavatory… we do need to have to call them out when they fail… I mean it’s not good. We constantly take more money from the people and get less results. Is that not true? Isn’t that what one party rule has given us in this state?” Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA): “Look it’s a mixed bag.” Bill Maher: *Laughs*

Bill Maher on California: “The progressive lavatory… we do need to have to call them out when they fail… I mean it’s not good. We constantly take more money from the people and get less results. Is that not true? Isn’t that what one party rule has given us in this state?” Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA): “Look it’s a mixed bag.” Bill Maher: Laughs

RedWave Press

72,432 views • 3 months ago

🔥🚨 WOW! Bill Maher is SHOCKED that Republicans like JD Vance will come on his show, but Democrats WILL NOT. Bill Maher: “I’m just glad you're talking to me, you know? I mean, I say it every time the Republicans come here, and they take their beating like a man." "It’s the people I vote for, they’re the ones who won't talk to me! That’s odd, isn’t it?” VANCE: “It is very odd. Like this new woman who was elected in New York, do you think she’ll come on the show?” MAHER: “No! I can’t get AOC, I can’t get Mamdani, I couldn't get Kamala Harris. Took me eight years to get Obama!” “Anyway, let’s not talk about my problems. And I promise this is going to be a lot easier than talking to the Iranians or even more, The View.” VANCE: “The question is whether it’s harder than The View. That’s right!”

🔥🚨 WOW! Bill Maher is SHOCKED that Republicans like JD Vance will come on his show, but Democrats WILL NOT. Bill Maher: “I’m just glad you're talking to me, you know? I mean, I say it every time the Republicans come here, and they take their beating like a man." "It’s the people I vote for, they’re the ones who won't talk to me! That’s odd, isn’t it?” VANCE: “It is very odd. Like this new woman who was elected in New York, do you think she’ll come on the show?” MAHER: “No! I can’t get AOC, I can’t get Mamdani, I couldn't get Kamala Harris. Took me eight years to get Obama!” “Anyway, let’s not talk about my problems. And I promise this is going to be a lot easier than talking to the Iranians or even more, The View.” VANCE: “The question is whether it’s harder than The View. That’s right!”

The Patriot Oasis™

70,158 views • 3 months ago

WHOA: Bill Maher tells ABC’s Jonathan Karl that his 2028 vote is officially “in play.” Maher says he will refuse to support the Democrats if the party continues to go down the “communism” road. KARL: “You told JD Vance you’re open…your vote is up for grabs?” MAHER: “Yes, my vote is in play.” “Because it can’t be Trump running…so I’m not living in communist America.” “I mean, I know the talking point is that, it’s not communism and socialism.” “Okay. I’ve read the quotes from the DSA platform, from their own mouths.” “Don’t tell me I’m not seeing what I am seeing!” “And DSA, again, they say things like, you know, take over of key industries, government.” “That’s communism.”

WHOA: Bill Maher tells ABC’s Jonathan Karl that his 2028 vote is officially “in play.” Maher says he will refuse to support the Democrats if the party continues to go down the “communism” road. KARL: “You told JD Vance you’re open…your vote is up for grabs?” MAHER: “Yes, my vote is in play.” “Because it can’t be Trump running…so I’m not living in communist America.” “I mean, I know the talking point is that, it’s not communism and socialism.” “Okay. I’ve read the quotes from the DSA platform, from their own mouths.” “Don’t tell me I’m not seeing what I am seeing!” “And DSA, again, they say things like, you know, take over of key industries, government.” “That’s communism.”

Overton

476,214 views • 2 months ago