Breaking down the wild week that MAGA has had

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It gets a little harder every day to get out of bed. My mind keeps saying, "If we stay in here, we can pretend the world is okay for a few more minutes. Thank you for being you, Mr. Crowder.

Dear goodness there isn't a single soul on here who follows me who hasn't heard me screaming this 💩 for years! It is exhausting caring. I swear I wish I didn't, but like you said, their hero is currently burning down so much of the real world that most care about.

MTG better watch her mouth or we’re going to drop a tornado on her house since apparently we control the weather! That would be pretty cool to do just that huh ? 🤔

All that and you didn’t even get to alligator Alcatraz.

You are brilliant. Come to Australia.

Spot on, as always, Trae!!

Robert Reich was bouncing on Trump's lap all the way to pedo isle.

Brilliant!!!