BREAKING: Dramatic and disturbing footage of Paul Pelosi assault released.

I always fix myself a cocktail when there's an intruder in my home

1. He is not asking for help 2. He doesn't seem to be focusing on the danger 3. He is casually holding a drink with the left arm He looks like being caught in a bad situation during a date and he is more focused on how to downplay things

Sure doesn’t want to spill his drink does he?

Perplexing. Clearly real attack but what were they doing between the time the police were called and when they arrived? Why not attacked prior to? Who opened the door if Paul is holding back hammer in one hand and drink in another? Why attack the moment police arrive? Just odd.

It's almost as though the dude that attacks him thought he'd been cornered and Pelosi was going to squeal ... seems they were up to something before ...then he was startled and turned aggressive

@JudicialWatch Cop with a back to a door with an armed intruder? Door just magically opens? Pelosi holding a cocktail and smiling? Something strange is afoot at the Pelosi household.

Nothing good ever comes from a late night soiree of two men with cocktails and a hammer. Any reason why the video was released today, other than to divert attention away from the explosive @Project_Veritas videos of the #Pfizer director spilling the beans on #DirectedEvolution?

WHO opened the door?

Cops: Drop the hammer! Paul: Okay Prostitute: Bonk

I can’t wait for the South Park episode