Breaking: Helldivers To Permanently Contain Bugs #StrohmannNews

This is incredible!! Not only are we halting the Terminid Swarm (who notably DON'T vote during managed elections) but I've seen my local democracy officers get a %2000 increase in their stock portfolios (which are all poison manufacturers). God bless democracy and Super Earth! 🌎

“Permanently” Ok, sure Joel. 😂

This is like @TheBoysTV type of commercial marketing 🤣🤣🤣

the idea that we are all in on this galactic war that is actually playing out with our gameplay in real time is still so nuts to me

My guess? When this is completed the bugs will give us a break and make way for a 3rd faction to join the fight. Three front space war incoming.

Can't wait to see that kid recovering so he can go back to work for democracy!

Who’s the greatest hero??? @caspervandien

High Command @helldivers2, any comment on this pro-bug propaganda I saw leaked on Reddit?

Joel thinks he can lull us into a fall sense of security