BREAKING: It's Coke.

Reuters has been caught in another widespread public deception operation in a desperate attempt to gaslight the public into falsely believing their eyes did not see what they saw.

UK needs help. Starmtroopers are raiding houses for wrong speak. Where have we seen this before?

Was it really a little baggie of Coke?!

BREAKING: Nobody will be arrested, or removed from office. It will be a miracle if this is even investigated.

People who claim it was just a tissue are ignoring the spoon that was hidden. The only explanation for the spoon is that it's a "stirrer", but they're clearly only drinking water. Also, no explanation for why both items were hidden simultaneously.