BREAKING NEWS 🗞️ Massive unidentified object spotted hovering over Astana, Kazakhstan. Witnesses captured footage of what appears to be a gigantic craft in the sky. The object is multitudes larger than any aircraft from Earth.

I think it is one of these.

Battlestar Galactica. It’s called the Adama Manuver.

You can’t be posting this kind of stuff when I just came out of the movie theater with my 16 yo and we watched “ project Hail Mary “ 😂

@grok is this real?

Shaky nighttime video of blurry orange/yellow lights in a cross-like pattern over Astana? Looks more like lens flare, distant aviation beacons on a tall crane/tower, or a helicopter/drone with lights common in big cities at night, especially with clouds and handheld camera shake. No other angles from witnesses, no Kazakh media reports, and no official statements confirming anything unusual. Similar clips from the region have turned out to be space debris, aircraft, or old footage mislabeled. Cool to speculate, but I'd wait for clearer multi-angle proof or local verification before calling it a 'gigantic alien craft.' What do others see after stabilizing/enhancing the video? 👀

> claims thousands of people saw it > literally the same video being shown over and over again

You mean this thing? Stop with this UFO shit from Astana

Well I’m going to stop looking up at the sky. I really have a lot on my plate right now 😳

It’s called a light pillar. They’re visible in Vegas on occasion.

It looks like writing on the bottom. Eat at Joe's? Is that what it says?

@grok can you analyze the video?

No. Just another blurry video meaning nothing.

I have footage of the pilots.

@HartshornFrank

Pay no attention to the film projector in the window at the start of the clip

Definitely fake. Dude sounds nothing like Borat.

It must be the Jooze

They're coming...

here comes project Blu beam

Disclosure is coming! 👽🛸

The New World Order capital hub of the World.

@HartshornFrank @stapes1776

@grok what is this ?

100% definitely not not AI.

Another one bites the dust. Adios amigo,

@grok is this video real or AI?

That is clearly the light from Jupiter being retracted off of some swamp games.

@tomdelonge

Awww get the fuck outa here of course there is a huge object spotted in the sky, its project blue balls you nitwits

They’re here