BREAKING NEWS

You are stupid and gay

Pew that's great

😁😁😁

Hey can you stop being adorable thanks

This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism we need

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Okay can I sleep with you? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I'm waiting for you! 🫦🫦🫦

Huge!

SPREAD THE WORD (and spead me pls)

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Has anyone told you that you got really cute chipmunk teeth?

People are just finding that out????

I think you’re super cute. Can we do it?

But when I do it... It's gay, smh

obviously duh

Wouldn't want it any other way

This is seriously the best post on the site 😂💋

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You do know I’m Kiyana’s fiancé, right

News is awesome! SMILES

So beautiful

😘🥰😂 definitely better and more honest than the BBC!!💞💞💗

wait you’re british?? 🥀

prove it, let's meet up

I honestly have never seen you look more beautiful than right now

Damn, I can’t believe the sky is blue! Truly my news has been broken

You're looking nerdy but same time so sweet @pierbiwierbi

Que hermosa sos x dios

You are so pretty

Aaaggghhh ! YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!😍😍😍😍😍

hehehe :3

My hot roommate needs to hear this.

The sad thing about this joke is that it's bi, pan and queer erasure. We have to get honest that if a woman has a penis, and the man wants the penis specifically, it automatically makes him bi, pan and/or queer. For him to play mind games with himself or for you to encourage it is actually somewhat unproductive and maladaptive even though I respect you and I follow your work.