🚨 BREAKING NEWS 📺

cftc dropping a hype trailer was def not on my 2026 bingo card 😭

based

In case anyone misses the $FTX chart (I don’t)

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This is so.........BULLISH!

why BTC dump after this news?

@CFTC 🇺🇸 @CFTC helping Americans more than @SenateDems 🇺🇸😂

Hyperliquid.

Oh we about to be rich rich fam

CFTC is sitting on both sides of the couch

Hey, you forgot to include CZ Binance with the FTX fraud.

Love it. On a separate note, give the graphic designer a raise! A+ 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Thank you Mike & POTUS for EO 14405..making all this happen

Sooo, uh, when are we getting an announcement with My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Tracks?

Give @bgarlinghouse the ball and let him run with it! Appreciate your hard work Chairman.

ohh wow good news, now higherrr pls? 👀🫪

@jchervinsky Hyperliquid

Price be4 law though Mike?

Hyperliquid.

CFTC, CFTC, CFTC! LFG!

SEND EVERYTHING

PI

mans btc down 2%

Waiting

Bullish

Where is the link?

NOW GIVE THAT BOOM AND LOCK IN

they’re putting guardrails on the casino 😭

Clarity just came through

This is the best governmental agency announcement video I have ever seen.