BREAKING: President Trump just announced that he will place massive tariffs on Denmark if they don't immediately relinquish all control of Greenland. "We need Greenland for national security purposes." LET THE 3D CHESS COMMENCE!

Imagine watching this video as the leader of Denmark knowing nobody gives a fuck what you think. We’re taking it. Get over it. Piss off back to Copenhagen and cry about it. ‘MERICA.

The United States Coast Guard could singlehandedly topple Denmark in just a few hours.

He did it. President Donald J. Trump is heading BACK to the White House to Make America Great Again!

Jokes on you. Let's put some counter tarrifs to negate this and then some. How does your much needed ozempic drug sound at a 10x higher price?

OH NOOOO... what will we ever do without ozempic??? Please don't do it to us.

The people of Greenland should be able to choose their own destiny like any sovereign nation. Denmark should take the deal if Greenland wants to exit.

True. The Danes have no right to keep Greenland against their will. I bet a large majority of Greenlanders (soon to be Americans) support joining the United States.

Hear me out... Distance from Greenland to Denmark: 1,880 Miles Distance from Greenland to USA: 1,400 miles

The comments look like taking Greenland from the Danish’d normal. I’m really confused. Is that part of the U.S. culture to normalize just the taking of territories of other countries? I’d expect Americans to be against this but it doesn’t seem so What an I missing?

Now, Denmark has as a member of the EU no trade agreements on their own. It will not be possible to impose such tariffs on Denmark without starting a trade war with the EU. Knowledge that should have been acquired in your last term

Like, how can Americans even question Russia on Ukraine anymore when they are themselves going around threatening to annex new territories.