🎄🎅 BREAKING: Santa’s sleigh cleared for entry to UK airspace

I am surprised you are not sending Santa to Rwanda.

This is shocking, giving this foreigner preferential treatment while everyone else has to wait for hours to get through immigration. There must be some kind of bribes or payments to the corrupt Tory gov at play here. It’s madness. STOP THE SLEIGHS

Enough already, mate. People are queuing for food banks across the UK this Christmas and 1 million children are living in destitution. 14 years of Tories have caused this.

Breaking news- tories put Santa on the bibby Stockholm for coming into the country illegally

I wish I could find this funny , but I can’t . Over 350000 women died without state pension and millions more struggling to survive . @MelJStride refusing to engage to find a solution for the women . Please donate so the women can take this man to court . CEDAWinLAW

If you want people to work you should show that work pays. Penalising those who have worked and paid NI contributions for 40 plus years by suddenly increasing their state pension age by up to 6 years and so denying them of 10s of 1000s of £s doesn't give that message. #50sWomen

What Tory minister did he bribe?

@JacobYoungMP u won't talk #adrnow #settlementtalks with #CEDAWinLaw #50swomen #notgoingaway NB I hate 2 break it 2 u but santa isnt real otherwise he would have brought #50swomen #fullrestitution years ago I am sure it was on 3.8m 👵Xmas list please donate/retweet

@AaronBell4NUL Might be worth pointing out that being drunk on brandy in command of a heavily laden goods vehicle is only considered a breach of the highway code if you're actually using the highway. Airborne traffic is exempt (as long as you have experienced reindeer co-pilots)

Meanwhile, our Home Secretary @JamesCleverly thinks making jokes about date rape/spiking drinks is ok. @Conservatives showing their true selves.