Breaking: US Attorney for DC Jeanine Pirro says that the man caught on camera throwing a subway sandwich at a federal officer on Sunday night has been charged with a felony.

Her suit is a fucking crime scene

Oh good. The dangerous Subway sandwich thrower is off the streets. America can sleep safe and sound. Ffs. America is a 🤡show. Guy only needs 33 more felonies to catch up to Trumps status.

This is such bullshit. I watched that video. That man was just doing his job. He was delivering a sandwich to a cop. Is it illegal to be in food service now?

The viral video of the sandwich throwing incident is actually used in the federal criminal complaint against Sean Dunn.

"I did it. I threw a sandwich."

Was drunk Barbie charged with a felony when she drove drunk and almost killed someone?

Should have thrown something more lethal like a flagpole or fire extinguisher like the insurrectionists did on 1/6, he would have gotten a pardon.

That charge will never stick

Russian nuclear subs get a pass but not subway sandwiches. What a World we live in!

He’d better run for president to get his unconditional discharge

Damn! Those things are like $18 now

Assault and buttery

Good, about time people learn to respect law enforcement officers.

This a more serious offense than many of the protestors from January 6th were guilty of. Just saying...

When is Pirro going to get charged for stealing someone's grandma's couch and making clothes out of it?

Looks like a freaking liberal loon. This will certainly stop the crime and horse shit people play on officers. Enough bull shit!

Attack of the preppies, pink polo shirt and all.

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Awesome! Lock all thugs up!

Excellent news. Sick of this bs.

He needed to use a Trump flag to assault the police, that gets them a pardon

How drunk is she?

@SatireAP It would have only been a misdemeanor if it wasn’t a foot long.

Man charged with felony assault for allegedly throwing sandwich at immigration agent in DC

LOL … love it! Tide turning. Healing! ❤️‍🩹

She should be so embarrassed. And maybe lay off the afterlife lunch cocktails 🍸

How many chardonnays in is she?

Fuck him

But throwing dildos at girls is hilarious

@SatireAP Well, I sure feel safer

2 years mandatory prison sentence for assaulting any officers soldiers federal agents Etc

the government needs to stop hiring nonfunctioning alcoholics

The party of peace and tolerance at it again, I see

I hope everyone throws Subway sandwiches at #NazICEPigs... they can't arrest everyone and it will 1,000% waste their time.

A felony?...What a f**king joke!

You mean alcoholic, incompetent, unqualified, child rapist protecting traitorous nazi cow says that a person can't throw a sandwich but an evil, sadistic, stealing, child rapist, lifelong criminal, 34 felony convicted, traitorous mobster can be dictator? Fuqq that!