🚨 BREAKING: Xi Jinping just announced 180% tariffs on U.S. goods starting tomorrow 🇨🇳🇺🇸 It’s over 🤡

Wait… maybe my Mandarin teacher lied to me. Everyone chill

Here’s what could get more expensive with Trump’s new tariffs.

This is as fake as your 300,000 purchased followers.

My Chinese knowledge says it’s true… :p

Fake news you mother*ucker

My Chinese knowledge says it’s true…

Well it's official now: China raises 84% tariffs on US goods

@grok Is it true?

@grok Grok know shit My Chinese knowledge says it’s true… :p

Translated by chatgpt China’s economy is like a vast ocean, not a small pond. An ocean experiences moments of calm, as well as times of stormy turbulence. Without the storms and turbulence, it wouldn’t be a true ocean. While strong winds and heavy rain can overturn a small pond, they cannot overturn the ocean. After enduring countless storms, the ocean is still there. Having gone through over 5,000 years of hardships, China is still standing strong. Looking toward the future, China will always be here.

I sho fire my chinese teacher