🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨HUMANITARIAN CRISIS IN MIAMI DURING MUSIC WEEK

Glad to see 95 is operating as normal

They finally listened to me about keeping the drawbridge permanently up

The President was in town to speak…. his motorcade traveled during rush hour……. on a Friday….. in peak March….. oh and during Ultra

@MeganNyvold No i was in this yesterday my iconic uber driver went OVER the median to get us to better roads

Pls send urself to Tehran or somewhere around.

Why?? They famously don’t have any DJs there!!!!!

@ficochang Erm…

@ficochang Ok that’s a start but i dont see any tussi or women with BBLs and lip filler for that matter

Humanitarian crisis 😂😂😂

The President. Marlins home opener. Ultra. ?????? You are a fucking idiot.

thank you for your on the ground reporting

Yea good luck driving in Miami During Ultra Weekend

@mplpodcast305 Get in the car and listen to music

@mplpodcast305

@MeganNyvold thank you for your service

Its Spring Break, Ultra Music Fest, Baseball opening weekend, and Trump coming to town. Traffic is on point for the weekend.

Its called Friday afternoon traffic.

Just another typical day in Miami…you must not be from here😆

@PeterSchorschFL Trump is in town and @TotalTrafficMIA sent alerts earlier today

I would simply get airlifted out

Lmao! Bring them 2c 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂 that would be sick an I95 dj party

Pedo in town

@PeterSchorschFL Perfect conditions to reenact the opening of “La La Land”

lmao

SAVE THE DANCE

how do these turds keep finding their way to my TL? @X

Lmao

Godspeed

So a normal day you mean

Lack of vibes during Miami Music Week really does count as an emergency. Dispatch the authorities

It's Muslims praying to mecca up ahead

IM SENDING RESCUE

This is more important than anything happening in Gaza

This is amazing 😂

May someone fulfill all those requests asap

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