Bring back keeping things your yourself

Who else listened to the whole damn thing? 😳🤚

It’s real I’m absolutely shaking

Brooooo lol

4.3 stars bro

It just kept getting worse and worse

Memorizing this. The next time a meeting starts with "Tell us your name and a fun fact about yourself," im gonna change some people's lives.

This story is more interesting than anything Netflix has put out - I’ll give him that.

They used to lock guys like this up in mental institutions and prisons.

I used to think these were fake stories, then I lived in California for a little while and figured out this is the tip of the iceberg for all the gross dumb shit that these fucking weirdos do. Happy to be back in Wyoming where none of this shit happens

Four minutes and thirty two seconds of no regrets

Those Soft White Underbelly interviews are getting weird!

Being gay is the least of his worries

What did I just listen to? Although very captivating, who could make this up?. It sounds like a confession and a reveal, at the same time.

This guy is consumed with proving to himself he isn't gay, but he is cool with having a steamer dropped on his chest. Whatever, stinky.

I…I’m just…I’m not….i don’t know what to say. I did watch this entire video. I feel admitting this may help me recover from watching this entire video. Also…National Guard what are we doing?

Is that Kirk Cameron once you take Jesus out of his life?

Idk if I’m more upset the video exists or that I watched the whole thing.

Good God, I had no idea where that ride was going. My safety belt wasn't even locked before the whole thing took off at about Mach 2.3. At the bit about "when I was a recruiter for the Michigan Army National Guard" the bottom of the ride dropped out and we were airborne. All I could do was hold on and pray we wouldn't land on a school when we finally returned to earth. "I really wish Tuk Tuk would stop giving people those shit towels ... just give them my fucking business card instead". Holy shit.

This fool’s just rollin around with a Bed Bath and Beyond in the back of the van he undoubtedly drives. I’d love you hear his pitch: “Say there Son, have you ever thought about serving your country in the National Guard? No? Well how about a Dearborn Steamer then?”

Ain't no way

This was pretty much like that shitty documentary The Aristocrats of creating the most waste of time joke filled with nothing but shit and semen and getting no happy ending.

I too was in the National Guard, I was not recruited through tuck tuck but I did run into characters like this often on drill weekends.

Man impersonating woman - yeah, thats whats akward here 🫠

You cannot make this into a positive

Bet he is a liberal.