Bringing it back before pride month ends.

I am still confident squilliam is just squidward’s gay ex from high school

He says squidward works a minimum wage job and is bald, but he only says he has a unibrow......nothing about his job, I now imagine squiliam working at like a spongebob version of burger King or wendys

"I imagine you in your underwear a lot" Now, call me pedantic, but wouldn't it just be easier to imagine him naked, since NEITHER OF YOU TWO WEAR PANTS?

Idc if we haven’t seen Squiliam in years, I want this to be canon

If this was posted in 2010 the comment section would be filled with “still a better love story than twilight”

Squilliam was simultaneously trying to picture Squidward in his own underwear as well, and hey, he was HOT too.

"Fucking take me you wild animal" is such an amazing line and I fucking love it

Putting this here before pride month ends