Britain has fallen. 😔

Oh my days 😱 Mr Mike what are you doing, did they put skunk in his coffee? He had been making the stalwart point over and over that fags & booze are OK but cannabis immediately leads to heroin & asscrack and stealing bikes to fund their habit. And then I see this... Good Lord

Even my local Chinese take away has gone all wok 😠

That is a very hard watch Sir M .. anyway to cope Im off to the Fog and Duck for a pint and a venison and moth burger (and I will be telling them no Avocado crisps or French Fries) I want real soggy British Chips with Salt and Vinegar!

Is he going to do the cinnamon trick again?

I don't know what they're on but I'll give it a miss

It's worse than that. I opened a cupboard in my mothers flat this morning, 3 different types of left wing sweetener, no right wing sugar. There is no hope!

Alexa show me what constipation looks like

😂😂😂😂😂😂

When you get to the last Bar on a Pub Crawl

There’s somethings you just can’t unsee. A pox on all you houses!