Bro fumbled the bag so hard 🤦

She dodged a bullet.

"She might have been English" 🤣🤣

I dont care if she ask me to drink goats milk with her, im gonna be there.

i jUsT cAnT SeEm To FigUrE oUT whY iM sIngLe 💀

His father is George Costanza

That’s negative rizz

Bro fell on his head as a baby ⚰️

Bro wouldn’t be able to see a hint if it was painted on his windshield in bright yellow paint

Isn’t this a Seinfeld? 🤔 The one where George is asked up for coffee and he said something about it keeps him awake or something?

Classic tism rizz 😂