bro has the cheat code but doesn’t know how to use it

“we all criming together”

His voice is scaring them away

this dude sounds like some dork you would find working at hot topic

Bro you bring any animal to any place…. A female will approach you…. 🥴🥴🤣😂🤣

The blonde one was going and trying to persevere but he was selling too hard

Would’ve been like “yeah so Katherine could really use a mom figure in her life”

He’s probably gay

🤔 ~ He don't have the game lol smh ...

Bro sounds like a fucking dork

They never act that way to me when I ask if they want to touch my monkey

Man I would’ve had them back at the brib 🤘🏽👌🏾😂😂😂😂

Everyone in this video is a primate.

"Mama?"

Should have asked them to spank the monkey. And no it's not violence against the animal.

i thought it was a monkey in the beginning

Wan monke .

He's one of these guys that could have a naked woman in bed and still remain a virgin, bitching about it to other incels in the morning

What’s a cheatcode about carrying a monkey around and not being able to talk to chicks

This dudes gotta be gay

Bigger question is how did this dude get past security with that.

Unfortunately the cheat code will randomly rip off his throat one day because it felt like it

Red sweater cute as hell

Her name is Katherine, bro?

Touch the monkey! Touch it!

Funny but it actually works

Chimpin out

Did he ask them to pet his other pet.

Bro thinks that this is a cheat code, until he ends up in a tiny apartment, child support payments, alimony payments, and being surrounded by lunatic women everywhere you go.

@grok how can I own a monkey too

"Come pat my snake. Be careful cause he spits when you pat him vigorously."