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Bro really let his intrusive thoughts take over ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Drengr Mike ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Bro just saved 35k on college tuition.

Unkxwn Kilo ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Unkxwn Kilo ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’€3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

He said sorry like a sibling hittin the other and trynna keep'em quiet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Mimiwa Miwa ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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It makes me sad. Happy child time became sad child time. Nothing funny about it.

Orang Stress ID ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Dad brain : What if i kick the ball Dad brain 2 seconds later : OMG He`s hurt

Curio ๐‘ฟ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Curio ๐‘ฟ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Dude let his intrusive thoughts win

Mazi ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@desi0re That 2seconds intrusive thought. He ran with it without a second thought only to realize later ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐“ฃ๐“—๐“” ๐“’๐“ก๐“จ๐“Ÿ๐“ฃ๐“ž ๐“‘๐“ž๐“จ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐“ฃ๐“—๐“” ๐“’๐“ก๐“จ๐“Ÿ๐“ฃ๐“ž ๐“‘๐“ž๐“จ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

The transition from Dad to villain and then to babysitter was way smoother to be recorded in Guinness Book. ๐Ÿคช๐ŸฆŠ

hass4n ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
hass4n ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Some people do NOT deserve to be parents and thatโ€™s okay

Dre๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿฅถ๐ŸฅŠ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Dre๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿฅถ๐ŸฅŠ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

I promise that only hurt for 3 seconds. That kid only whined that much when he peeped how scared his dad was to be in trouble for once๐Ÿ˜† I would've just said, "My bad dude, I'll let you eat pizza tonight ๐Ÿ˜†"

Balogun Hammed ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Wtf he could have fractured his skull, that was not the intention I believe he was just playing with him

Beast ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@ihyonyxx I can see myself doing this to one of my kids๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Rob Serrano ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Its carpeted floor, he was fine

Michael Shadwick ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This is why gen x doesn't give a crap, that is exactly what my dad would of done. Cept he would of checked me first, and when realize I was ok, if I was he would say "Pain makes you stronger son", then would tell me go outside and play. Gotta love the Baby Boomers.

Nellie ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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You know he said โ€œpls donโ€™t tell your momโ€

๐”ธ๐•๐•๐•š$๐• ๐•Ÿ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ†๐ŸคŽ๐ŸŒผโœจ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐”ธ๐•๐•๐•š$๐• ๐•Ÿ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ†๐ŸคŽ๐ŸŒผโœจ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜ญI am so suing himmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Luya Trades ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Luya Trades ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

@grok do you think this little guy will forgive him for breaking his back?

Erika ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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What an asshole

Jonny Bingo ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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What a fucking asshole my God, could have fractured his skull

BrainJotter ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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That's why they don't celebrate father's day enough ๐Ÿ˜‚

BeardedLegacyUSA ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Wait til his mama gets home lol

Andrew Vanwert ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Pick him up like that wtf. Tell him to get tf up and stop crying.

Tace Cook ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Nothing like that ever happened at my....er. He was fine, just had to hose him off. He did learn not to get so close to the air tank when it was time to drain it...

Qatchie ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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That was bad. That child would have hurt his back ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Eris faye ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Bro knows the drill

Chris Vinson ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Over reacting to the kid fake crying.

Howler ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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If there's one thing I know dads can become motherly if they know their kid gon tell on them lol.

(*ยด๊’ณ`*) ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Honestly, itโ€™s just idiocy. Sometimes I really think half of men are simply incapable of being parents, or their development stopped in school otherwise I canโ€™t understand how anyone could find that funny.

COWBOY LANCE ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
COWBOY LANCE ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Some people are just forever bullies. Even to their own kids.

Alice ๐Ÿฆ‹ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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to be fair, i don't think i could resist doing that either..๐Ÿ˜น

Great Mimie ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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And then he realized he fucked up!

David Howard ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
David Howard3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

what kind of a pos does this?!

Brian Proin ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Brian Proin3 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Yikes. You just have to lie to your wife and say you have no idea why your son started failing math.

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