Bro will never be allowed to leave China because he has acquired too much core Chinese secrets

Bro would shrivel up and die in America after living like this.

Incredible! He is more Chinese than some natives even 😂

He even lowers his beer can when he 干杯… good!

He is a better seafood picker and a better bargainer than me!👍

I'm moving to China just for the seafood and to drink with that guy

Damn, I'm impressed. It's just that damn language is such a bitch to conquer. Once a laowei masters it, he is king of the city.

Imagine how much further along we would be as a species if US and China worked together more instead of worrying about bullshit.

Wish I knew what he was saying, but I can't read Chinese subtitles either.

Haha, even if he were banned from leaving, I sincerely doubt that he would. He looks happier than a lottery winner.

@pretentiouswhat You should also be restricted from leaving China. You know too much.