Bryce Harper shares his morning face care routine:

show us a home run how bout that

That’s his focus these days. 3 flailing at bats last nite

What’s his drive in runs routine?

1 homerun btw

Maybe less how-to videos in season

That was great! I had no idea he wore contacts. Wish I knew the name of that face spray, tho’, because it sounded divine.

He needs to bring back his baking videos

@clitlord77

Eliot it’s a little suspect that you’re sharing Harper’s face care routine. Could possibly drop you down in the power rankings.

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