Burnaby RCMP asks public to identify three package thieves “These suspects are definitely on Santa’s Naughty List."

let me do your fucking job for you. three people likely have cell phones. cameras picked up the license plates. geofence that exact region, get cell phone data. track imeis and sim cards to wherever they all meet up. go back a week or 2, and forward to current time. not hard.

I asked ChatGPT to sharpen the image. Hope it helps.

And finally, no. 3.

Question: Can you shed some light on what you will do to hold them accountable once they are found? I had the impression that the price to pay after committing a petty crime is very low.

Here’s number 2:

More from ChatGPT:

Red hair and a gut. Got it 👌

fat pink hair white..... too many in Vancouver these days

Some people just don’t deserve to live in civilized societies Deport them

You must be able to pull up the license plate on the back?

Set up a bait package with a dye pack inside and an AirTag tracker. You will get them within days.

You get paid big money as police figure it out you also know how to take down birds as well

Hope its boxes of cat shit

Hope you are able to ID the license plate on the car as they drove away. Or maybe from a neighbour's security camera? They need prison to learn their lesson to not be such a thoughtless criminal.

Final info from ChatGPT for an average 🇨🇦 citizen (it will not read the plate # for me). “If this is for police / official reporting •Submit the original, unedited image/video •Include: •Multiple frames if this came from video •Description of occupants •Police can legally: •Enhance footage •Cross-reference partial plates •Match vehicle sightings in traffic databases”

How stupid they can be, not hiding their faces knowing there are cameras everywhere. Or they know nothing will happen in today’s justice system. A slap on the wrist max. Sad but true.

They look like three ostriches. If you catch them, do you plan to put them in a kill pen and slaughter them?

Watch the dollaramas

deport them. where is deportation gang who see people of color making crime and calls for deportation. deport them to russia

People need a telescopic security camera to catch license plates, bonus if exposure can be lowered a bit so it doesn’t bloom.

Deport

We see what you’re doing here Show us a few more then, if you’re being all collaborative now Maybe we can detect some useful patterns

Check the liberals party voter list. The fat pink haired one will be there. It’s not like @Dave_Eby prosecutor will charge them.

Here you go.

It can't be hard to identify these heifers.

This is a criminal code violation all on its own.

Until there are stiffer penalties this will not stop.

Public shaming should be common place after they are caught. I mean what privacy do they need?

HaHaHa 😎

Guys, you have some explaining to do. People really, really hate you for posting this. Explain to the public why you can't find them by simply looking at traffic cams, getting videos from neighbors, narrowing down by car model / year, and tracing their phones. You don't need to be a Sherlock Holmes to find these people.

Start using staged tracker packages

Specifically what will happen to them if caught aside from bail the following morning.