Campaign or pub crawl❓

Well you certainly look and sound like you're pissed.

That’s odd. I hadn’t gone in at that stage. Well, you should have seen me after. (You have to humour these people🙄)

It's great that you take your hamster with you, but keeping it on your head is not hygienic.

Can you just put this to bed please … is that a wig?

For a second there, I thought that pub was thatched Then it started talking

Doing a Boris?

It’s not “your” constituency at present. You could try meeting a variety of constituents. Try a food bank. Dave Robertson the Labour candidate attended a coffee morning yesterday to celebrate learning disability week and supported F2F

That is an interesting wig

I’ve a question baldylocks…Do the pubs down your way provide water bowls for that wig on hot days?