Can AI build a train?

Can AI stop the boats? Because you don’t seem willing.

Can our PM get serious? We're all already fed up with these 30 second clips of you yapping about nothing that the public care about. Get some sodding work done and stop pissing away our bloody money you layabout.

Can it build a PM WEF puppet? Clearly.

Oh he has a Hi Viz on. He must be doing something important.

Can AI make a competent Prime Minister? Because you're a total arseflute.

Get off social media and do your job you absolute narcissist tosser

Hi Andy suggest you visit a Chinese train factory to how AI and robotics are automating the process

@UKLabour Go for gods sake will you just fuck off- you are embarrassing yourself!!

Yes. It can reduce the spec work by ~95%, the programme management by 80%, the CAD drawings and manufacturing specifications by 90% and it can robotically produce the parts and assemble them by 60% - 80%. Every step of the process benefits greatly, ultimately costing less.

Another fucking TikTok video…great. The worst possible time to have a bloke in charge who is trying to run the country via social media

OMFG -- you are boring the pants of me already. Please stop and become a Prime Minister....

Yep. Robots can build trains. And railways. And stations. AI makes this existing technology even more practicable.

Can you call an election? Fuck off bodybags

Can AI make a bellend 👆

We need a GE now.

No. But it can draw a picture of a train made out of cheese which is better.

No one cares if Ai can build a train @andyburnham . Address the most urgent matter and that is illegal immigrants flooding our country daily; causing economic pain, raping and murdering people. If you have the interests of Britain at heart this should be your first concern.

how on earth does he pull off the hi-vis better than any PM that came before?

I applauded you on this initiative— but as you look at the, please also look at - IR35 was introduced to tackle disguised employment, but in practice it has become a punitive tax regime that places an excessive burden on millions of contractors, freelancers, and highly skilled professionals who provide flexibility to the UK economy. Many contractors now pay tax at rates comparable to employees while receiving none of the benefits that employment brings—no paid holiday, no sick pay, no employer pension contributions, no job security, and no redundancy rights. They often carry the commercial risks of running a business while being taxed as though they were employees. The off-payroll reforms have also encouraged many organisations to adopt blanket IR35 decisions, removing genuine assessments of employment status and reducing opportunities for independent professionals. This has made the UK a less attractive place for specialist talent and has increased costs for both businesses and the public sector. Rather than continually increasing the tax burden on productive workers and entrepreneurs, the government should focus on creating a simpler, fairer tax system that recognises the difference between genuine self-employment and disguised employment. Reform should encourage innovation, investment, and enterprise—not penalise those who choose to work independently. The UK needs a tax system that rewards work, supports business growth, and remains internationally competitive. A thriving economy depends on people being willing to take risks, build businesses, and provide specialist expertise. Tax policy should encourage those ambitions, not discourage them. Beyond IR35, there is a wider issue of what taxpayers expect in return for the money they contribute. If I pay tax, I expect basic public services to function properly: roads without potholes, rubbish collected reliably, and local councils that actually listen when residents raise concerns. I also expect everyday essentials like food to remain affordable, rather than becoming increasingly expensive while wages struggle to keep up. There is also a growing debate around transport and environmental policy, including the taxation of electric vehicles. If the UK is serious about green policy and encouraging adoption of cleaner transport, then additional taxes on electric cars should be carefully reconsidered or revoked, rather than creating new barriers to uptake. The bus initiative that you rolled out in Manchester should be rolled out nationwide. On economic direction, the UK should also be looking at how other European economies operate. Countries such as Poland have developed strong manufacturing bases and export-driven industries, building and shipping goods and services at scale. The UK should take lessons from this approach and focus more on rebuilding domestic production, strengthening industry, and creating a more sustainable, balanced economy rather than relying heavily on consumption and an expanding welfare state. At the same time, there must be proper accountability for public spending. Significant concern has been raised about waste across successive governments. For example, investigative work such as the “Scandalous Spending Tracker” by Best for Britain highlights concerns that over £135 billion of public money may have been wasted during the Conservative years in power ( Whether or not every figure is agreed upon, the broader point remains: taxpayers deserve transparency, scrutiny, and consequences for poor financial management. Ultimately, the UK needs a reset in priorities—one that focuses on efficiency, accountability, economic productivity, and fairness. That means supporting independent workers, improving public services, investing in real economic output, and ensuring that every pound of taxpayer money is spent wisely and with clear public benefit.

But youth unemployment went up due to importing several million working-aged immigrants, did it not? My last 15 amazon delivery drivers were immigrants from the Boriswave, for instance. Are British youth secondary to these immigrants?

This is an opportunity to create fantastic pathways for our young people!

You know what, I watch your front bench rely so heavily on Chatgpt to answer questions, it's embarrassing. This is the problem, human problems require human answers. The real issue is your entire government are sharing 1 braincell, so you rely on shitty AI programmes to bail you out. Except it's not working is it. You are like a street bum who just found grand in a cum filled sock, can't believe your luck but at the same time a real mess to clean up. Truth is, now you got power you haven't the IQ to serve it correctly. Call a General Election.

Can we expect your support in this Andy? Or are you just another globalist puppet?

Can AI stop a genocide?

It is important also to focus on building digital technology skills. Even Alstom, whose vest you're wearing, believe so.

Can you act your age and not your condescending shoe size?

The English colonial state is illegally building AI data centers in Scotland to continue stealing Scottish water & electricity. It has no title in international law to do so since Scotland is an English colony with a different Crown. Scotland's another kingdom. Annexation & territorial alienation are supreme crimes in international law. The English colonial state is illegally occupying Scotland and must/will leave.

I'm afraid I must disagree with part of this and it is extremely short sighted. Ai and Robotics will absolutely build trains. I agree we should be encouraging alternative education but this shows that Labour don't have a plan. We should be building AI and Robotic factories that would create jobs, but instead were prancing around on TikTok with energy prices that go against any advancements.

You do know you need to stop businesses hiring foreigners for these jobs for cheap labour right? You need to ensure policy gives natives Brit's a fair chance in these industries...

Can Britain get a PM who’s not a cunt???

Can AI dig coal? Can AI make a chippy tea? Can AI hire an office for Number 10 Norf before you’d even been elected as an MP? No one knows this is what makes AI exciting How about banning the printing press too? What about a new campaign to get a loom in every home?

It appears to have built a Prime Minister.