Can Bulletproof Vests Stop A Cannonball? 🤔

or throw the cannonballs back like kung fu panda 2 taught us?

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Note to self, wear 5000 vests in a cannon fight.

Me on my way to find 5000 vests

This finally gives purpose to my 5000 bulletproof vests

My guy has the strongest back and legs in the world holding up that much vest weight lmao

Well yeah no shit it’s called a bulletproof vest not a cannonballproof vest

Who had the more lethal cannonball…

It should be possible for him.

Just cos a weapon is old doesn't mean it was weak. Cannons literally tore men to pieces on the battlefield. Grapeshot would rip entire groups of men and horses to bloody shreds. Don't let the fancy uniforms and powdered wigs fool you, those guys went HARD back in the day.

His kryptonite is 5000 vests.