😂🤣 Can we get a German to translate?

It’s German words but not correct sentences. He says „Away, please can u be ahead. Where are these parts (like carparts). Parts are comming, here they are, thank you! Here are now, thank you, hallo“

Ah, so probably playing make believe that he was running a store or something. Thanks

Yes exactly

The school:

kein normaldenkender deutscher redet/schreit so wie man es uns immer vorwirft 😂

Der Angriff Steiners war ein BEFEHL!

WEG! Go! KANNST DU BITTE LEISE SEIN. Can you please be quiet. WO SIND DIESE DREIER (or: TEILE) Where are these three-ers (or: parts)? HOL MIR JETZT, DREIER (or TEILE) Get me now, three (or: parts). HIER IST'S - DANKE SCHÖN. Here it is - Thank you. HIER JETZT - UMH, DANKE SCHÖN. HALLO. Here now uhm (or: in?) thank you - hello (or: ahja; or, unlikely: Allah)? --- Sounds like two figures, one bossy, ordering the other to hand over something. I figure Lego blocks or so. It's hard to understand, but also it's rather accent free German at the same time. I'd not be able what the native tongue is.

It’s a German love poem, incredibly beautiful and deeply moving to the soul... 🥹

Is he also good at painting ??!!!

Also ich verstehe das: Reck, kannst du bitte leiser sein? Wo sind diese Teile? Komm jetzt her! Hier jetzt. Dankeschön. Hier jetzt sind Dankeschön. Hallo.

Maybe Austrian, and not German?

"Mit dem Angriff Steiners wird das alles in Ordnung kommen.“

He's been reborn and his new mom outed him.

When my 2yo snapped a "SCHEISSE!" when he dropped a toy on the floor I knew I had to take it easy around him. Great kid. (Fun fact, my wife is chinese so, a chinese 2yo kid cussing in german will never not be amusing)

He‘s repeating how he is spoken to in pre-school by a teacher or teachers. He‘s probably playing with toys and acting it out. Horrendous. 😱

Bro is just possessed. Der Junge braucht nen Schnitzel und Bernd das Brot, um wieder klarzukommen

So wie der schreit, versteht man kein Wort. Ich verstehe, dass die deutsche Sprache sich sehr zackig anhört, aber so extrem reden wir nicht.

I think the boy has other problems than German.

Hard to understand. Did that kid smoke a pack of cigarettes this morning?

Lil bruh needs an exorcism 💀💀🥶

One would think the Germans behave the way they speak

He's saying heil Hitler

The sentences don't make sense and aren't pronounced correctly. But why is the child crying so terribly?

Oh, I remember that episode, Cartman Hit...

They're learning German and doing some painting. That kid is going places.

Es bleiben im Raum ...

what a nice kid

I will assume an accent, here goes: "Weg! Kannst Du bitte leise sein!" (Go) away! Can you please be quiet! "Wo sind diese Teile" (?) Where are these (parts?) "Komm jetzt da her!" Come here right now! "Hier jetzt. Dankeschön!" Here you are. Thank you! It doesn't sound like the kid is having a pleasant experience at his pre-school :)

I have no idea what that kid was saying, but I found myself walking to the fridge suddenly 🤣

Was für eine dämliche Mutter, ihr Kind so vorzuführen.

DANKESCHÖN, HALLO!

"Gone! Can you please be [further/ahead]. Where are these parts?! Come on parts! Here now, thanks. Here now nice, thanks, hello." In my mind I imagine a kid sitting over a bucket of Legos, looking for a specific brick ("parts") and getting frustrated until they find it.