Can you believe they kept asking me this!?

I had to stop reading a book once because the vampire man wanted to keep a lady’s tampons and freeze them.. like a popsicle 💀

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the video that autoplayed after this is insane

LMAOOO RJJENENS 😭😭😭

Wow what the heck you're so cute

What da heck

i- this is interesting to learn. ..... what .. what are the other substances

Ahh I understand now! XD

What about drinking the blood of a professional hunter?

but...but....what if you have a girlfriend who needs some comfort? ALSO I am in love with your design it's so detailed and unique

What in the name of…? Good grief… Some people are just deprived in their delusions

I'm Learning So Much From Kuru!

Good to know. Next time, I’ll just offer a vampire my neck so they can have blood to drink

Very tragic the state of understanding that she has to explain this.

that then brings up the followup question of whether or not a vampire gets more life force from blood or from semen . . . . . and then everyone will start talking about if vampires are actually just semen demons some sort of a subspecies of incubi/succubi

Oh goodness girlyy you're adorable 😭🩷

"Wouldn't be caught alive" was honestly so good. 😆

Why would they want to suggest that to a pwincess like they do say purple is the color of royalty this vampire gets top quality blood maybe ankle and biter will consume the souls of tho ask sinful things bleh

vampire girl with a kamochiruu model! 😳

Interesting bleeding edge bite of information! Fang you very much since it appears to be toothful knowledge! 🧛‍♂️ 👍🧛👍🧛‍♀️ 👍 👈 I revamped my approval rating!

Might as well ask a human if they drink urine to stay hydrated, not unless you're in total about to die desperation I assume.

Edward Cullen would probably drink Bella's ngl.

Aghhh!! Ur ahoge is so cute!!

Aye, Speak for yourself cute lady, there are a few women I would drink the period blood of 😏 🤣

They don't drink period blood for the same reason we don't drink sewer water. Yeah it's water, but there's OTHER stuff in there.

This got suggested to me on Instagram, now you have a new follower! 🤘🏻😀🤘🏻

Yeah, it'd be like drinking water out of a muddy puddle.

hilarious and informative at the same time

....... sorry HUH, w-why just, why.

not the science lesson in the middle of this AHAHAHAHA

You can have my blood if you like👉👈 it’s very fresh

Hemorrhoid blo- *shot, repeatedly*

It's like drinking a zombie's blood MIXED with crap

I have O-, is that to a vampire's liking?

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The chunky slurry is for the other cryptid types that would be into that.

Interesting. Did not know about the other stuff in the blood moon. Just assume it was all blood and another thing. *Taking notes*