Can you pass the test?🤔

Someone saying they have a 911 and also uttering the phrase "Driving completely normal" while also being a woman? Iunno. The math ain't mathing.

Could I hold your thigh instead?

Bitch I'll do you one better Hop in and we'll hit 110 on the freeway Difference is, your car was MADE to go that fast MINE isn't I'll probably end up busting a piston cap or two BUT WE AIN'T SO SISSYS HERE IN OLD ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE #BallsToTheWall

I grab that handle it either way no matter the speed even if we r stopped just because i can :3

Shit ima try to levitate when you launch it ive always wanted to do that

That 9/11 joke was soooo obvious, and yet I didn't see it coming (Kinda like the people in the towers, not sorry) and yet I still laughed me ass off at it XD And it seems I pass the test. I would say "FLOOR IT!!!!!" Like Spongebob XDDDDD

Im in Germany with No Speed Limits on highways so lets Go on a date~

I could handle you and the speed

Also, sometimes I literally just floor it when nobody is on the road in whatever vehicle I drive just to see how fast I can go XD

As a fellow reckless driver. What you should really do if you think you’re gonna crash is go limp. If you are stiff when you crash, you’re just gonna break a bunch of bones if you go limp well you might get a concussion or something, but you’ll probably have more bruises than…

I’ve been in too many spinouts on black ice when speeding to not grab the handle when it’s snowy out

Oh I'm not grabbing the brace I'm rolling down the window and sitting up halfway out like a goddamn NASCAR driver

If its a first date, they dont know you yet. Why would they trust you at speed? Too many younger people who have cars like that cant control them properly.

What if you speed up and I grab my joystick? The one in my pants

Bet, let’s go in a date then

I’m passenger princess maxxing I’m ride or die

then i’ll grab your thigh

I would be happy and wondering how fast we could go.

Id trust you

Id give an arm and a leg to ride with you on the 911

Took a Cayman S to go see my dad for his birthday and give him a ride. I was taking turns and driving like it was a track and he just sat there. Arms folded with the biggest shit eating grin.

Yes🥰🥰🥰

One session of flying through the windshield later/j

This is because Nyannie is a wome-

I know what id grab

I’d be ear to ear, press that fucking pedal

Easily

I'd just be next to you going "woooo let's go save chung li!"