Can your car do this?

Mine moves when I press the gas, turns when I rotate the wheel, and stops when I press the brakes. That's all a car needs to do.

No and i don’t need it to lol

My car is not a Christmas tree

I just want a 4WD pickup with 4 doors less than $30k. Apparently that’s too much to ask.

only cool cars

My car can refuel and keep going as long as i want it to. It also makes amazing exhaust sounds when stepping on the pedal. It also can be repaired by ME whenever i want, despite how big the project is. Can your e-vag car do that?

Why tf would I need it to🤣?

Why do I even need my car to do that? I’m not a police officer.

I don't want my car to cause me an epileptic attack 🤣

Nope but it can honk.