Can't argue with her logic there #maimemes

I'm glad you're able to beat the allegations of being a pussy and confirm you love eating meat.

The judge hearing her out:

The new Chewbacca defense

"Ma'am, your client was here for a parking ticket"

Finally a lawyer who understands my psychotic need to consume human flesh makes me an innocent man

Now this is gold

Lemme think....

*Stares at my name*

So that's why vegetarians eat meat

Therefore the corpse starch factory must remain open to feed the proles of the manufactorium.

Link to music used? (I know it's a remix of Cornered)

I’m several branches on the tree of life

oh nooooo they are going to send me to a zoo

hol up wait a min

😐

miichan as your lawyer is great, she'll just brick the judge before he can slam his gavel if he rules against you

??????

Objection, the man your client ate was actually guilty of several heinous crimes

Guys gotta eat

@dermy_wermy Wait, what!? 😳