Can’t believe I’m actually asking this… comment your thoughts pls

I’d drag my elbows through 18 miles of broken glass just to hear you say “what do you want” to me at the bass pro restaurant

She a Genetic freak holler if ya hear me

My thoughts?

Pound cake

You: post what kind of cake I’d be. Me: ask and you shall receive. This will never make it onto one of your videos, but here you go. Respectfully, of course. 🎂

Beefcake. Yeah I know the original meaning, but tell me I’m wrong.

Hear me out

lol why did this chick randomly start finding her way into everyone’s algorithms 😂😂😂

Your parents must have been bakers because you're a cutie pie.

Cake news - that's an idea worth exploring

God made sure to sprinkle in some extra “Wifey Material” when he was making you.

Umar Johnson ain’t even a real doctor anyway

Ma'am with all due respect to you and what you do for a living. You're the type of woman that inspired Vikings to raid the world over just for the mere chance to be with you.

Gotta be a Tie me down and pound me...cake.

All I know is I like big bundts and I cannot lie.

Yeah she might be a lil round but I bet she look like Beyoncé laying down

The whole internet is in love with you by now.

I didn't know you existed until last week when you popped up on a Facebook reel. I love how you take everything and are building a brand around it. That laugh at the Fat 9 comment is fantastic.

"What kind of cake am I?" Me:

Uh... tres leches? Thick and moist white cake with cool whip topping and a side of sliced fruit. Or a blueberry compote, if you're feeling dangerous.

Carissa Codel is like a snowstorm.

Is your name Breaking News? Because you just made my pants headline-hard.

Where’s the thicker than zoo glass comment? 😭😂