Can’t believe this is from this planet

Probably pitches better than Peralta too

Am I missing something? Its a Crab

bros never seen a crab b4 jesus christ

Not one that looked like that

probably can field a game over double play better than Lindor to be honest

Interview it on the rico!!

Fiddler/ghost crab. Lots of them in the Outer Banks.

It's smiling. Probably @StevenACohen2 gave him an outlandish contract to be a loser. Only Royals, Angels and Rockies worse than the Mets.

Need to get out more.

They’re called crabs, Evan 😂

Sign him up to play second base. Perfect for run prevention!!

Dude, it’s a crab… You need to forget about the sports and get out a little more.

Is that Lindor playing defense?

It’s just a crab Evan lol

Did you grab it and throw it on the grill!??? Lolol…

Am I missing something? It's a crab

It’s a drone crab 🦀 from China 🇨🇳

He’s faster than Vientos

A crab. It's a fucking crab.

Ghost crab

You need to get your head out of a score book

@TikiBarber @ShaunMorash

Was this the war fought to stop the weapons of mass destruction? Or the war to fight a country that had nothing to do with the World Trade Centers ?

Has more range than Juan Soto.

You're a retard .. that's what fascinates you?

He’s saying the same about you

Dude you need to get out more and stop being such a dork.

I can’t believe people eat it

We say the same about you.

A crab?

Snow crab? Obx?

Everything is gonna be ok, RainMan. You’ll be back at scanning useless old Twitter tweets before you know it.

You aren't from this planet

That’s what your wife says when she sees your shirtless

NYC state of mind