Can’t life just be perfect… #dadjokes #relationships 

If it were perfect you'd never improve and everything would go stagnant and boring

I wouldn’t complain!! Deliver that load stud. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

How are you doing?

Drive up to bradenton and you wont have that problem….🤭

My god you’re gorgeous. Do you have a gf/bf?

Sexy and sweaty 😍🔥💘👬 my future husband

When there are two of you, life is already perfect 🔥😍🤭

Too funny. But true.

Omg the chest that looks so perfect to sleep on

Yóure cold bloodied!?!

Sounds like you dishwasher needs a good sevicing. lol

A man doesn’t break