Can’t make this one up

I can’t stop laughing 😆

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She's giving him mad hints

And people say women aren't evil

She is trying to deep throat that thing.

She's clearly drunk and refusing by just botching on purpose.

I think she is trying to bribe him with a blow job. But it's obvious she hasn't understood that he is just having none of it.

Perfect timing 🔥

I had to take a breathalyzer once, and the machine caught fire.

Just a normal day in NYC subway