Can't wait for the coming Boris memoirs...

@nigethugrug There have now been 3 Prime Ministers since Boris. Soon be 4... He still lives rent-free in the leftards' heads. They're terrified of him! 🤣 Hasta la vista baby!

@GuidoFawkes I reckon he’ll be back

@GuidoFawkes Yep!

If Johnson said sausages, he would have joked about his mistake and ramble on, and we all would laugh. Starmer stiff and humourless was just cringe and embarrassing.

The trouble with Boris is that you don't know whether to believe him or not... 🤡🤷‍♂️

Thats fucking great timing. His stories will take all the dairy totally off of Keir.

Boris is on @GBNEWS 6th October being interviewed by the brilliant @CamillaTominey can’t wait!

He's going to have a better Christmas than Toolmaker Jr.

Can't wait for his story about Lebedev's party in Italy, where he ditched his security detail and flew back hungover as a dog the next day!